Chelsea Handler's new book of humorous essays, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang, will be published in March -- and Chelsea is hitting the road to promote it.
Handler's tour, sponsored by Belvedere Vodka (there's an appropriate match!), kicks off March 10 at Chicago's Rosemont Theater and will take the "Chelsea Lately" host to 21 cities, including Phoenix, San Francisco, Denver, and Boston. Tickets will go on sale beginning this Friday.
The book will also be available in an unabridged audio version, narrated by Handler herself.
No reviews yet, but here are a few excerpts provided by the publisher:
Being unpopular: "My parents couldn't have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren't purchased at a pharmacy."
Living with her boyfriend: "He's similar to a large toddler, the only difference being he doesn't cry when he wakes up."
Appreciating her brother: "He's a certified public accountant, and I have a real life."
Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: "It wasn't her strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed."
DATE CITY VENUE
10-Mar-10 Chicago, IL Rosemont Theatre
11-Mar-10 Phoenix, AZ Dodge Theatre
12-Mar-10 San Fran, CA Nob Hill Masonic Center
13-Mar-10 Denver, CO Wells Fargo Theatre
19-Mar-10 Portland, OR Keller Aud
20-Mar-10 Seattle, WA Paramount Theatre
26-Mar-10 Miami, FL The Fillmore
27-Mar-10 Washington, DC DAR
28-Mar-10 Atlanta, GA Fox Theatre
2-Apr-10 Detroit, MI Fox Theatre
3-Apr-10 Minneapolis, MN Northrop Aud
9-Apr-10 Uncasville, CT Mohegan Sun
10-Apr-10 Boston, MA Citi Wang Center
11-Apr-10 Chicago, IL Rosemont Theatre
16-Apr-10 Austin, TX Bass Concert Hall
17-Apr-10 Philly, PA Tower Theatre
23-Apr-10 Houston, TX Verizon Wireless Theater
24-Apr-10 Dallas, TX Nokia
30-Apr-10 Los Angeles, CA Gibson Amphitheatre
1-May-10 Reno, NV Reno Events Center
7-May-10 Kansas City, KS Starlight Theatre
8-May-10 San Diego, CA SD Civic Theater
15-May-10 New York, NY Radio City Music
16-May-10 New York, NY Radio City Music