Monday, March 1, 2010

Jay Leno's Return: Party like it's 2005!

"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" has yet to air here in the Pacific Time Zone, but thanks to the good folks at, his monologue jokes are already online. And there's nothing more hilarious and timely than jokes about George W. Bush: "President Bush said today that he often turned to prayer during his presidency. Hey, I think we all turned to prayer."

He did throw in some more of-the-moment Tiger Woods jokes:

Kind of sad. Gatorade has officially ended their relationship with Tiger Woods. Apparently he was seeing at least five other sports drinks.

Did you watch the press conference? As you know, Tiger Woods gave a press conference last week, where he said he is returning to Buddhism. As opposed to what he was practicing before. That was bootyism. That was totally different.
The New York Times, meanwhile, passes along a couple of David Letterman's jokes:
Thank you very much, welcome to the "Late Show," my name is Dave Letterman — same time, same host.

I want to tell you something, tonight is a rough night for my mom. She doesn’t know who to watch — Jimmy Kimmel or Jay.
I'll have a review roundup on Tuesday morning, and, of course, as soon as they become available, the all-important ratings!